a serious medical condition

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Post 1 by Dreamer (Generic Zoner) on Sunday, 01-Nov-2009 7:14:51

Queen Elizabeth II was visiting one of New York's finest hospitals and during her tour of the wards she passed a room where one of the male patients was masturbating.

"Oh God," said the Queen, "that's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?"

The doctor leading the tour explains, "I am sorry you’re Royal Highness, but this man has a very serious condition where his testicles fill up rapidly with semen. If he doesn't do what he is doing at least 5 times per day, he could swell up and he might die"

"Oh, I am sorry," said the Queen, "I was unaware that such a medical condition existed."

On the same floor they soon passed another room where a young, blonde nurse was performing oral sex on another patient.

"Oh my God," said the Queen, "What's happening here?"

The doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan."

Post 2 by Stevo (The Established Ass) on Sunday, 01-Nov-2009 22:28:08

And what's the compensation for the nurse? Is it that only the less experienced ones have to do that? Is it that they have to be under 30? Or is it entirely voluntary? lol

Post 3 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Monday, 02-Nov-2009 5:53:26

omg!. lol!. love the medical jokes the best!

Post 4 by Feathered Serpent (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Tuesday, 03-Nov-2009 20:05:10

Medical jokes are awesome!

Post 5 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Tuesday, 03-Nov-2009 20:16:40

lol love it!!

Post 6 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Wednesday, 04-Nov-2009 18:54:09

All righty then! Not only is that a better health plan, but it's a way to increase incoming patients. That''l definitely give someone incentive to end up and stay in the hospital!

Post 7 by CrazedMidget (Sweet fantacy's really do come in small packages!) on Wednesday, 04-Nov-2009 18:57:06

hahahahahhahahaha

Post 8 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Thursday, 05-Nov-2009 15:43:45

I'd say the compensation is the delicious treat at the end. *smile*