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Queen Elizabeth II was visiting one of New York's finest hospitals and during her tour of the wards she passed a room where one of the male patients was masturbating.
"Oh God," said the Queen, "that's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?"
The doctor leading the tour explains, "I am sorry you’re Royal Highness, but this man has a very serious condition where his testicles fill up rapidly with semen. If he doesn't do what he is doing at least 5 times per day, he could swell up and he might die"
"Oh, I am sorry," said the Queen, "I was unaware that such a medical condition existed."
On the same floor they soon passed another room where a young, blonde nurse was performing oral sex on another patient.
"Oh my God," said the Queen, "What's happening here?"
The doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan."
And what's the compensation for the nurse? Is it that only the less experienced ones have to do that? Is it that they have to be under 30? Or is it entirely voluntary? lol
omg!. lol!. love the medical jokes the best!
Medical jokes are awesome!
lol love it!!
All righty then! Not only is that a better health plan, but it's a way to increase incoming patients. That''l definitely give someone incentive to end up and stay in the hospital!
hahahahahhahahaha
I'd say the compensation is the delicious treat at the end. *smile*